Please Note: I prefer that initial contact with me is by email, if at all possible for you.
BEFORE YOU CONTACT ME:
* Read through my FAQ's. Read all of my FAQ's. Make sure you read the FAQ's.
* Be prepared to give me your CELL phone number. I do not see anyone who will not give me their cell phone number.
PLEASE KEEP IN MIND:
* I am very particular about my clients. I do not see everyone who contacts me. If you are NOT discreet, polite, and direct, you have no chance.
* I will not answer questions regarding explicit details about my services or donations, such as, "how much for just (blah blah blah)" or "what do I get for my donation".
* I have my email preferences set up to automatically delete any emails with pix attached, so please do not send pix in your email, as I will never know that you emailed me.
* I will not tell you exactly where I am located in Castle Rock, so please don't ask.
* If you ask about anything regarding sex or use any slang term referring to sex, our phone call will end or your message/e-mail will be deleted.... Duh.
* Be professional and sincere at all times.
CONTACT BY EMAIL:
To request an engagement with me by email, send a note to MissyParkerCO@ymail.com, typing "Engagement Request" in the subject line. Please don't be shy!! Share some information about yourself, but please remember, emails with pix or attachments are automatically deleted. Here is an example of a really great opening email:
Hi Missy,
My name is Dave and I am an attorney living and working in Denver. I am 52 years of age, average height and weight, bald with a goatee, reasonably attractive for my age. I saw your ad on Backpage and I am really interested in setting an appointment with you possibly next week. I would like to book a 1-hour massage session for now, reserving the right to upgrade to full service if we "click". Monday and Wednesday between 11am and 2pm would be ideal for me. Please let me know if those times are possible. My cell number is 303-746-xxxx, and you can reach me between 8am and 5pm, discreetly please. Email is also fine. If you require references or any further screening information, just let me know. I look forward to hearing from you soon.
Dave
AND here is an example of an email that would obviously be ignored:
very interested in your services... when are you available?
Big D
CONTACT BY PHONE at 720-201-9151
* Once again, I prefer to be contacted initially by email, but if this is not possible for you, please be willing to leave a voice message to request an appointment, as you will most likely reach my voice mailbox.
* My phone is TURNED OFF between the hours of 8pm and 8am. If you can only call me between those hours, please do so, but be prepared to leave a voice message sharing just about the same information as in the great email above.
* My voice mail is confidential, so please don't be afraid to leave personal information. I value your descretion and you can count on mine.
* If you will kindly leave a complete voice message asking me to call you back, I will make every effort.
BEFORE YOU SEE ME:
* Before your appointment with me, please (!!!) be very well hydrated, not only to ensure you don't have bad breath and cotton mouth, (especially if you get nervous) but also to prepare your muscles for a good massage. I always provide cold bottled water during our engagement.
* Be as clean shaven as possible, so that I don't get chafed and scratched. I provide shavers and cream or gel, if you need to shave at my incall. If you already shaved that morning, there is no need to do so at my incall.
* Do NOT use ANY cologne!!! I am very very allergic to most colognes!! Even though you WILL BE SHOWERING (see note on FAQ page) at my incall before our appointment begins, sometimes being exposed to cologne for a brief moment will make me wheeze and may lead to my canceling our appointment.
