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How much notice do you need for an engagement?
I appreciate at least 24-hour advance notice, BUT, I know from experince that this isn't always possible for my clients. SOME days, I can be available within an hour or two.... so please don't be afraid to call me if you find yourself suddenly available for an engagement. On the other hand, I can book engagements as far out as you need in order to accommodate your schedule. I absolutely welcome my clients from out of town or out of state, and will do whatever I can to work with your travel plans. For a same-day appointment, you must call before 3pm.
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Why do I have to call before 3pm for a same-day (short-notice) engagement?
If I don't have any appointments on my schedule after 3pm, I usually take my pup for a nice long walk right about that time, just before heading to momz for dinner. If you call me before 3pm, I can let momz know not to expect me :)
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Why do I have to shower before our engagement begins?
Why wouldn't you want to be as clean and fresh for me as I am for you? I provide a comfortable men's room, fully stocked with soap and scrubbies, and I expect each client to completely soap-up and scrubbie-down his ENTIRE body, not just his little buddy. I also provide shampoo, hair gel, hair spray, hair dryer, shaving cream and razors, toothbrushes, toothpaste and mouthwash, breath mints, chewing gum, deodorant, and body powder. Anything else you might request, I bet I have...... And be assured, your towels and washcloths are freshly laundered.
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Is that really you in the pictures?
Yes, that is really me! My pictures are NOT doctored to make me look thinner, taller, younger, or prettier. I have described myself accurately and the pictures are authentic. There is no "bait and switch" and there will be no surprises. As always, it's me or it's free.
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What does "Independent Provider" really mean?
It means that I do not have an agency screening my clients, setting my appointments, driving me to outcalls, or taking half my money. You will only deal with me directly. This is why I verify my clients using reference from other adult services providers, and I screen my clients by name, email address, and phone numbers to see if there is any history of bad behavior posted on local, national, and international blacklists.
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Can we meet for coffee before I schedule an engagement with you?
There is no way I would waste time getting myself ready, driving to some coffee shop, meeting someone who could be L.E. or a pervert who would follow me home or worse, just to see if he likes me or not. Hello, I could be home making $350/hr. What girl with a brain would do such a stupid thing? Not this one.
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What can I expect when I arrive at your incall location?
You will be parking in the unassigned parking lot in front of my building. You will proceed to my door, having in your hands your briefcase, portfolio, or daytimer for our business meeting. Don't feel awkward doing this, all of my professional clients appear at my door ready for a professional meeting, yes, the first time, the second time, EVERY time. (PLEASE: If you don't have your handcarried meeting materials, don't come. It's THAT important to me) And I really can't stress this enough, if you bring a bottle of wine, or gift of some sort including flowers, lingerie, jewelry and anything else, PLEASE CARRY IT IN YOUR BRIEFCASE. I simply cannot have my neighbors seeing these gifts. Knock quietly on my door and I will unlock it and greet you warmly, as if we already know each other. You can expect a nice hug and a big smile. You might notice at first that I have the heat cranked up, but never fear, once we are more comfortable, it won't seem so warm. Please allow me to walk you through the areas of my home that we will be occupying. Please don't wander in ahead of me. There are rooms in my house where only my family are welcome. Think of it this way, it is just as awkward to have you looking at portraits of my family as it would be to have my family looking at portraits of you... Anyway. Once you have seen me and my incall facilities, I will confirm which service you are requesting and the fee associated with that service. If you agree to stay, you agree to pay.... You will then hand me your donation, OR LEAVE!!!!
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Are your rates "All-Inclusive"?
Always. There is no upselling during my engagements.
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Are your rates negotiable?
I consider haggling to be a personal insult and a professional faux pas. I only provide services to gentlemen who can easily manage my rate schedule. I do not provide services to men who are on such a tight budget that they need to haggle for a discount. I recently had a request to allow a new client to become a twice-a-month client at a reduced rate for a 1/2 hour only. He thought that once I met him, I would just be THAT enamored with him. If a woman exists out there somewhere who would fall for that cut-rate BS arrangement, obviously this guy hasn't found her yet. He goes on my blacklist. Just as an FYI, when you haggle with a lady for a discounted rate, you are placing your name at the very bottom of the list of clients she can afford to see, and for me, you become the last person I would accept a call from on any given day.
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Do you accept Gift Certificates as payment for your gratuity?
Yes, I will accept cash and/or gift certificates as payment of my gratuity. If you would like to provide gift certificates as payment of my gratuity, please let me know in advance so that we can agree on an appropriately discreet vendor.
Some of my favorites are:
Bed, Bath, and Beyond
Kohl's
Pier 1
Victoria's Secret
Any Spa/Nail Salon/Tanning Salon
PetSmart or PetCo
Target or Walmart
Park Meadows Mall
American Express Gift Cards
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May I bring wine or champagne?
I am happy to offer my clients cold bottled water and/or a cocktail before our session begins, but if you want to bring your own favorite wine or champagne, that would also be great! Please don't start drinking before our engagement. If you are nervous and think this will help, it won't. And there is nothing to be nervous about!!! Do not bring drugs of any kind. And I really can't stress this enough, if you bring anything, a bottle of something, or gift of some sort including flowers, lingerie, jewelry and anything else, PLEASE CARRY IT IN YOUR BRIEFCASE. I simply cannot have my neighbors seeing these gifts. So with that said, the cocktails that I normally have on hand to serve to my guests include:
Rum and Diet Coke
Whiskey Sour
Vodka and Cranberry Juice
Regular or Strawberry Margarita On The Rocks
White Russian
Appletini
White Zinfandel
Coors Light, Bud Light or Sam Adams
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Can we be friends?
Nope. Sorry. Many of my clients tell me they'd like to be my friend. I am always flattered by this sentiment, but... This is my business. I am * never * available to entertain my clients "as friends", or "on a personal level", or in short: "for free".
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Do you ever date your clients?
Never!!! Clients are neither boyfriends nor potential long-term relationships in the making. Clients are clients. In the past, when I have attempted to see a client outside of an actual engagement, it has only led to a very uncomfortable relationship for both of us. From past experiences, I can unequivocally say that this is not the type of situation I want to put myself in again. Please understand and respect that.
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Do you perform at bachelor parties?
Never.
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Do you work with other ladies?
I do not work with other ladies. I welcome communication from other local ladies or ladies visiting the Denver area. If you are a local or visiting lady and would like to contact me for conversation or cocktails, please feel free to email me or call me at any time.
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Do you entertain couples?
No.
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Do you allow multiples?
In a 90-minute-session, perhaps.
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Do you speak greek?
Never. (Don't know what this means? Please google it.)
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Uncovered????
You gotta be kidding. No one gets bareback ANYthing. Ever. I have every style, flavor, color, and size of cover we will need. If you have a problem with that, for example: "I'm too big", "I'm too small", "they're too tight", "they don't stay on", "blah blah blah", go see someone else. By that I mean, go see someone else.
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Are you into fetishes or role playing?
No to both.
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Are you a dom or submissive?
No to both.
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Are you 420 friendly?
No.
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